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2020 Classic: The Greyhounds Boat

Why Tom Hanks? For the year Tom Hanks fought a Nazi submarine from a destroyer, proving he is still the king of “being a captain in a stressful situation.”

Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2020 “Tenet Inversion, Couch Premiers & Zoom Red Carpets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
2023 Classic: The Napoleon Bread
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For a historical epic that suggested the Emp...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Reset"? Because it was the year Hollywood stopped trying...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Twisters "Feel It"
Why Glen Powell? For proving that he is the only man in Hollywood...read more »
2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals ar...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Challengers Tennis
Why was everyone sweating? Because Luca Guadagnino proved that a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Civil War Photography
Why the silence? For a movie that suggested that if America colla...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
Why Dev Patel? For a movie that proved that if you want a job don...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »

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2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
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2023 Legacy: The Maestro Nose
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer07/26/2003 07:02Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@AltaVista_Pro10/15/1996 14:33Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor01/19/2003 12:55You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Geocities_Neighbor10/22/2011 20:33Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Nyan_Cat_Space07/15/1997 09:00Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Doge_Much_Funny08/02/2001 02:20Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@PopUp_Blocker_X04/27/2003 01:31I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair10/29/1996 20:55I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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