2008 Archive: The App Store Influx
The rich kid showing off a primitive physics game on his phone where you just roll a digital ball into a hole by tilting the… Read More »2008 Archive: The App Store Influx
2008 Legacy: The Ne-Yo “Year of the Gentleman”
Why the suits? For the man who kept classic R&B songwriting alive while everyone else was busy using Auto-Tune. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Ne-Yo “Year of the Gentleman”
2007 Archive: The Stress
“You’re stressed about your ‘Digital Footprint’.” “What’s that?” “Everything you’ll regret in five years.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Archive: The Stress
2006 Classic: The Borat Humor
“King in the castle! King in the castle!” “Get off the kitchen island, you’re going to break it.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Classic: The Borat Humor
2005 Classic: The Xbox 360 Owner
One, but the bulb gives you a “Red Ring of Death” after twenty minutes. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube… Read More »2005 Classic: The Xbox 360 Owner
2005 Vintage: The Memoirs of a Geisha Visuals
A beautiful movie that made me want to buy more silk and learn how to walk gracefully (I failed). Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Memoirs of a Geisha Visuals
2004 Legacy: The Hellboy Redness
Why was the host so sunburned? Because he spent 8 hours outside and now looked like a Guillermo del Toro character without the cool horns.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Hellboy Redness
2004 Vintage: The Retief Goosen US Open
Why was the grass so dead? Because the greens at Shinnecock Hills were so fast that Goosen was the only one who could putt without… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Retief Goosen US Open
2004 Legacy: The Regina George
“Get in, loser. We’re going to Home Depot.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Tupperware Heritage Site
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents labeled “Parish Picnic – July 1994.” Part of the 38… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Tupperware Heritage Site