2005 Archive: The Sugar
I’m “coating” my feedback. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition archive.… Read More »2004 Archive: The Theodore
2004 Legacy: The “White Frosted Tips” Peak
Why was the sunscreen usage so high? Because every guy in 2004 had bleached hair that was 90% chemicals and 10% regret. Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “White Frosted Tips” Peak
2003 Classic: The Freedom Fries Movement
Why did the House cafeteria rename French Fries? Because in 2003, the best way to show the French we were mad was to give ourselves… Read More »2003 Classic: The Freedom Fries Movement
2003 Legacy: The iTunes
I just bought a song for 99 cents. It’s a “sound” investment. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003)… Read More »2003 Legacy: The iTunes
2002 Vintage: The Thimble
I’m a thumb. I’m just “protecting” myself. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.” Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: Best R&B Album
Why Songs in A Minor? Because Alicia Keys made every other R&B artist want to go home and practice their scales. Part of the 36… Read More »2002 Legacy: Best R&B Album
2002 Vintage: The “Training Day” Win
Why did Denzel win for playing a villain? Because sometimes the Academy wants to reward the guy who makes “King Kong ain’t got sh*t on… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Training Day” Win
2002 Vintage: The Wireless Router Range
Why was the manager sitting in the hallway? That was the only spot where the “Wi-Fi” signal could reach through one brick wall. Part of… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Wireless Router Range