2002 Vintage: The Thimble

I’m a thumb. I’m just “protecting” myself.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "recycling" old 2024 memes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid07/06/2010 08:16Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Avatar_Na_vi10/20/1998 21:57I see you... laughing!

@Lock_Stock_Two11/30/2010 12:05It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance06/16/2003 16:08Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@StoneCold_31611/23/1995 16:10And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@E_T_Phone_Home05/14/2003 18:38E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Liger_Owner_X03/22/1998 21:48It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@DMOZ_Volunteer05/20/2012 09:22Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Hashtag_Master11/29/2005 02:40#funny #joke #retro #90s