Why did the House cafeteria rename French Fries? Because in 2003, the best way to show the French we were mad was to give ourselves indigestion in the name of liberty.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
We created a monster... of a joke!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Classic. Simply classic.