2000 Classic: The Knee 2

“It hurts when I walk.” “Then take a Segway. It’s the year 2000!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

@Myspace_Tom06/14/1995 11:05I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter07/13/2004 21:47My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Overclocker_Pro06/24/2012 07:15My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Numa_Numa_Guy08/24/2000 02:03Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Marquee_Text_Fan02/07/2011 07:59<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Top_List_Winner12/18/2003 04:04Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Clans_Leader_9912/16/2000 00:51Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Homestar_Runner04/30/2006 13:59That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!