2021 Vintage: The Dogecoin Moon
Why did the blonde try to launch her golden retriever into space? She heard Elon Musk say “Doge to the moon” and thought her pet… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Dogecoin Moon
2020 Vintage: Toilet Paper Shortage
Why was the most valuable gift a 12-pack of Charmin? Because in 2020, “TP” became the new gold standard, and a full pantry was the… Read More »2020 Vintage: Toilet Paper Shortage
2020 Archive: The “Fly on Pence’s Head” Moment
Why was the debate so “buzzy”? Because for two minutes, a single insect was the most famous political commentator in America. Part of the 31… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Fly on Pence’s Head” Moment
2019 Legacy: The Game of Thrones Finale
A guy walks in and asks for a drink that tastes like disappointment. The bartender hands him a glass of lukewarm water with a lemon… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Game of Thrones Finale
2018 Archive: The Pharmacist
“Is this medicine ‘Instagrammable’?” “It’s a suppository, ma’am. Please don’t.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Pharmacist
2017 Vintage: The Ghost in the Shell
“I’m a cyborg with a human soul.” “You’re a human with a phone addiction. Your ‘soul’ is currently at 4% battery.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Ghost in the Shell
2016 Vintage: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of teammates. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Conjuring 2
Why was the “Nun” so terrifying? Because Valak was the breakout horror star, and nobody wanted to look at a painting ever again. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Conjuring 2
2016 Legacy: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Hotspot” (Year 5)
Why was the salesman still a hero? Because airport Wi-Fi still cost $15 and he was the “Unlimited Data” king. Part of the 69 Office… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Hotspot” (Year 5)
2015 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that because of the new haptic feedback?” “No, I just had a really good nap.” Part of the 55 Doctor… Read More »2015 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands