Why was the “Nun” so terrifying? Because Valak was the breakout horror star, and nobody wanted to look at a painting ever again.
Part of the 39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (James Gunn)
Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »
2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
2022 Legacy: Multiversus
Why was Shaggy fighting Batman? Because 2022 was the year where e...read more »
2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)
Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »
2024 Classic: Moo Deng
What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!