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🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »

"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »

"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »

In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »

Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »

"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »

"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »

In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »

"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »

"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »

"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »

In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »

@Snake_Game_Pro01/06/2003 07:32I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Dorm_Room_Hero11/29/2000 15:54My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Star_Wars_Kid02/09/2008 07:52I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Hide_The_Pain_H10/22/2005 01:15I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Epic_Fail_Guy09/01/2012 10:34This joke is an Epic Win!