2015 Vintage: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a threat. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Phone
2015 Vintage: The Holly Holm Kick
Why was the world of MMA in shock? Because the “invincible” Ronda Rousey got a head-kick reality check, proving that even a “Rowdy” legend can… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Holly Holm Kick
2015 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that because of the new haptic feedback?” “No, I just had a really good nap.” Part of the 55 Doctor… Read More »2015 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
2014 Vintage: The Touchscreen Brute Force
Pressing an index finger against a modern phone screen with so much physical force that your hand shakes, fully convinced that a light tap won’t… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Touchscreen Brute Force
2014 Archive: The LinkedIn “Influencer” Posts
Why did the salesman write 500 words about “grit”? Because he wanted to be the “Thought Leader” of the industrial park. Part of the 74… Read More »2014 Archive: The LinkedIn “Influencer” Posts
2014 Vintage: The GoPro Era
Why was the turkey wearing a camera? Because Dad wanted a “First Person PoV” of being carved and dipped in gravy for his YouTube channel.… Read More »2014 Vintage: The GoPro Era
2013 Legacy: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and don’t look at a screen for two hours.” “Just kill me now, Doc.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Pill Logic
2011 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2011 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2010 Archive: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the OS. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Laptop “Island” Keyboard
Why was the writer so happy? His keys were now “Chiclet” style, which meant he could type “I quit” with more style. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Laptop “Island” Keyboard