2011 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, growing older meant standing firm against a world that w...read more »

In 2002, growing older meant standing firm against an onslaught o...read more »

Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout sc...read more »

In 2011, growing older meant entering a world where people were s...read more »

Staring in horror at a dashboard warning light that states your w...read more »

Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, co...read more »

Walking completely out of a local diner because the manager point...read more »

In 1999, growing older meant preparing for the absolute end of th...read more »

Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout sc...read more »

Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matc...read more »

Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:0...read more »

Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:0...read more »

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cord...read more »

Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp...read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid05/10/2001 13:42Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Lara_Croft_9602/15/2008 12:30Found a real treasure with this one.

@Britney_Spears_Fan10/14/2012 20:41Oops, I laughed again!

@Friends_Lover08/14/2000 10:13Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Coffee_Addict09/26/1996 14:44404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Pirate_Bay_9902/11/1998 00:54Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Distracted_Boy10/05/2007 08:19Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Frame_Set_Wizard09/19/2005 13:07I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.