Why was she in London during the ceremony? Because in 2008, she was so talented she could win five Grammys via satellite while the rest of the world was just trying to copy her eyeliner.
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My CPU is running hot after this one!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
... (Laughter in silence).
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
First! And it’s funny!