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2001 Vintage: 3000 Miles to Graceland

 Why were Kevin Costner and Kurt Russell nominated? Because dressing five guys as Elvis isn’t a plot—it’s just a very sad bachelor party in Las Vegas.

Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Instant_Msg03/20/1996 04:09I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl10/30/2011 16:48Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Project_Mayhem09/05/2015 00:56Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@RoboCop_9011/24/2007 08:25Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Stick_Death_Fan11/20/2002 08:54Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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