Why was the living room in space? Because board games in 2005 were apparently much more dangerous than just playing Monopoly.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie)
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2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
Go, go, go! More jokes!