Why Rene Russo in The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle? For thinking a talking moose could save a movie career.
Part of the 40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
Tapping my way to a good mood.