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1998 Vintage: Worst Screenplay

 Why Joe Eszterhas? For writing a movie about how bad Hollywood is, while simultaneously being the person making it bad.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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