Why Joe Eszterhas for Showgirls? For writing dialogue that sounds like it was translated from Martian by someone trying way too hard to be “edgy.”
Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v Superman & Political Punchlines” Edition
In 2016, the 37th Razzie Awards faced a clash of titans—both in t...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2023 Classic: The Razzie Redeemer – Fran Drescher
Why did she win? For leading the actors' guild through the 2023 ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
2023 Archive: Ant-Man’s Tiny Mistake
Why did Quantumania break the MCU’s 16-year "no Razzie" streak? ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition
In 2015, the 36th Razzie Awards were dominated by a "sexy" movie ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Robert Downey Jr.
Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition
In 2006, the 27th Razzie Awards celebrated a year where Hollywood...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Five Nights at Freddy’s" Burn
Why was it hit? For taking a terrifying game and turning it into...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
A joke for the end of the world.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.