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1999 Classic: Worst New Star

 Why Ahmed Best as Jar Jar Binks? Because “Me-sa think this is a bad idea” was the only honest line in the script.

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@Gladiator_Maximus02/15/1995 16:14Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Linux_Distro_Fan08/15/2005 10:30Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@SimCity_Mayor08/19/2000 00:39Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@CSS_Master_9903/30/2012 03:48Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Double_Rainbow_G03/17/2005 09:31What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

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