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1995 Legacy: Worst New Star

Why Elizabeth Berkley? Because the Razzies love kicking someone when they’re down, especially if they’re down and covered in body glitter.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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