Why Lindsay Lohan for The Canyons? For a movie that was billed as a comeback but felt like a “don’t come back.”
Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition
In 2006, the 27th Razzie Awards celebrated a year where Hollywood...read more »
2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »
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2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Taking a photo of me laughing!