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2013 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up

 Why Lindsay Lohan for The Canyons? For a movie that was billed as a comeback but felt like a “don’t come back.”

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
 Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »
2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
 Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
 Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
 Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »

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2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
 Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero07/11/2002 17:28I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@WAP_Navigator05/12/2014 20:57Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@StreetFighter_Ken07/17/2003 20:22Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Married_With_Kids07/14/1999 07:11Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@DotCom_Survivor01/18/1997 09:53I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Beavis_Cornholio11/02/2013 16:15I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh03/16/2003 22:33Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Selfie_King_0512/11/2000 10:42Taking a photo of me laughing!

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