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2012 Classic: Worst Actress

 Why Kristen Stewart? For Twilight and Snow White and the Huntsman—proving that her emotional range is consistent across both vampires and fairy tales (and that range is “exhausted”).

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Classic: The Exorcist
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2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
 Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition
In 2019, the 40th Razzie Awards didn't even need to look for a wi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
 Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
 Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
 Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
 Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee11/27/1996 19:38A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Melrose_Place_Fan02/14/1997 19:24Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Ferris_Bueller11/27/1996 00:02Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Orange_Mocha_F08/14/1996 16:49Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Stick_Death_Fan04/10/2012 04:51Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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