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1995 Classic: Winamp (Beta)

Why did it “whip the llama’s ass”? Because it was the only way to play those 3MB MP3 files you spent 6 hours downloading.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member09/13/1999 21:56Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Pikachu_Fan_8807/24/2006 07:12Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Cyber_Security_X02/25/2013 16:48Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Malware_Hunter05/29/2015 19:19Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Kill_Bill_Bride07/31/1996 13:33I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Double_Rainbow_G07/05/2014 23:13What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Best_Viewed_IE404/05/1997 02:48Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@IMVU_Chatter02/18/2008 18:183D laughs are the best!
@Believe_It_Or_N10/29/2012 09:04I choose to believe it’s funny.

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