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Why did the blonde take a ruler to the garden?

Another classic blonde joke for your collection:

To see how long the grass was.

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@Ace_Ventura_Pet10/05/2010 14:01Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Clueless_Cher05/29/2013 16:18As if! This is too funny.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole02/08/2003 02:36I see funny people... everywhere!
@Winamp_Playlist06/18/1997 12:40Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Gnutella_User04/13/1999 15:34Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Sum41_Skater12/10/2005 16:46In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@MTV_Unplugged12/14/2000 12:19Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Netscape_Now_B06/02/1999 17:02I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Joe_Cartoon_G02/02/2008 07:32Press the button for more humor!
@Trogdor_Burn07/21/1996 22:19Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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