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To see how long the grass was.
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
As if! This is too funny.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Press the button for more humor!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
classic 90s humor. reminds me of the jokes we used to tell in high school.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. help.
best joke i’ve heard in years. simple and effective.