Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:
Because it said ‘concentrate.’
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With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
The farce is strong with this one!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Shut up and take my laughter!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.
i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.
i’m gonna tell this at the pub tonight. hope i dont forget the punchline.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.