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Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to make up her mind.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad11/08/2008 07:00Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Unix_Wizard09/20/2011 18:27sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Overclocker_Pro03/06/1999 01:13My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Marla_Singer_Fan09/10/2005 07:26A joke for the end of the world.
@Pi_Mathematics04/14/2000 06:10Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Blink_182_Mark03/16/2008 05:21What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@DragonBall_Z_G05/03/1999 00:36His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@AllYourBase_9904/09/1998 11:58All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

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