She wanted to clean her contacts.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
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50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Problem? No, just laughs!
i think i need to dye my hair now. i’m starting to understand her logic lol.
i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.
found this while i was supposed to be working. oops.
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.
found this on google and it made my morning coffee much better. greetings!
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.