What’s the first thing a blonde…

What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »

A young and beautiful blonde woman in New York was so depressed t...read more »

Look at 2025 – the year of total AI integration and the official ...read more »

What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »

A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »

Why was the blonde excited about the new computer? It came with W...read more »

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »

A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.read more »

A blonde went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza. When the waite...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, floppy disks, and the p...read more »

Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »

A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »

@GameBoy_Color11/11/2003 04:39Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Sid_Meier_Fan10/11/2002 06:04Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Hercules_Xena12/26/1998 19:06By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Men_In_Black_K02/16/2015 03:00We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Dorm_Room_Hero08/04/2004 03:07My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Fargo_Marge09/30/2002 02:04Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.