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What do you give the blonde who has everything? Penicillin.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde used only one chopstick...
A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »
How do you...
How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive
Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »
A blonde put sugar on her...
A blonde put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams.read more »
A blonde put her hand over...
A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »
133 Blonde Jokes: Summer 1995 Archive Edition
The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »
A blonde was asked to spell...
A blonde was asked to spell "Mississippi." She said "M-I-S-S-I-S-...read more »
How many blondes...
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 – one to...read more »
A blonde went to the gym...
A blonde went to the gym for the first time. The trainer asked "W...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
Look at 2025 – the year of total AI integration and the official ...read more »

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What s the...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_Explorer10/22/2015 19:45I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Cyber_Security_X01/03/1999 21:12Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Hellboy_Red11/16/1999 14:29I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Ferris_Bueller05/22/1996 18:25Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Banner_Exchange02/12/2004 21:06Click my banner for more laughs!
@Search_Scout_9912/10/2013 22:06Scouting the web for gems like this.
@StumbleUpon_User07/15/1999 09:53I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob01/06/2006 07:16The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Lag_Victim_0110/16/2004 21:41I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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