Why were we crying over a plastic cowboy? Because Pixar proved that computers have feelings too, and that “to infinity and beyond” was a very long way to go for a digital animation.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!