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2020 Vintage: Toilet Paper Hoarding

 Why was a 12-pack of Quilted Northern the most valuable celebrity accessory of 2020? Because we realized that in an apocalypse, we don’t need gold—we just need 3-ply comfort.

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition
In 2005, the internet changed forever with a video of a guy at a ...read more »
2024 Classic: Katy Perry (Woman’s World)
 Why was the response so quiet? Because in 2024, the world realiz...read more »
2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase
 Why is everyone saying "It’s not clocking to you" in 2025? Becau...read more »
2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling at the Oscars
 Why was everything pink again? Because "I'm Just Ken" at the 202...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end according to th...read more »
2024 Classic: Dune
Part Two: Why was the popcorn bucket so... famous? Because in 202...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition
In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
 Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition
In 2008, the world was obsessed with a clown in Gotham, a man in ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Opalite" Dance
 Why was everyone doing smooth arm gestures? Because Taylor Swift...read more »

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33 Celebrity Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Meat Dresses” Edition
In 2010, the world was spinning like Leonardo DiCaprio’s top. We ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
 Why was a concert clip the most-sent video of the year? Because ...read more »
32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition
In 2004, the world learned that on Wednesdays we wear pink, Janet...read more »
The Eminem Phenomenon
Eminem's rise brought jokes about his aggressive lyrics and famil...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper05/16/1996 18:01Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Winamp_Skin_Maker07/07/2005 11:58Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Grunge_Lord_9401/10/2004 11:34I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Frame_Set_Wizard12/26/2014 13:08I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Grammar_Nazi_9908/05/1997 08:12Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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