Why no shells? Because in 2022, we were too busy sending every spare bullet we had to Eastern Europe to worry about the “Ship of the Future.”
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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