Why was the Champions League final over in the 45th minute? Because Zidane hit a volley with his left foot that was so beautiful it should have been illegal.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
It really whips the llama's ass!
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
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