Why was this the quote of the year? Because in 2010, “Keeping your plan” was about as likely as “Keeping your New Year’s resolution” past February.
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Oops, I laughed again!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!