1996 Classic: The X-Ray

I asked to see my X-ray. He said, “I’d show you, but the lightbulb in the viewer isn’t covered by your plan.”

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@Matrix_Glitch04/29/2002 02:50There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Pikachu_Fan_8808/01/2004 02:10Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz09/11/1996 02:42The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/06/2003 11:23Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Retweet_King06/09/1995 23:07RT if you think this is funny!