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2009 Vintage: The Wool

 I’m “pulling.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict01/13/2007 12:04LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Pikachu_Fan_8812/26/2000 12:57Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Spice_Girl_Posh03/17/1998 04:20Simply posh humor. I love it.
@White_Goodman_G03/08/1996 09:44We’re better than you, and we know it!
@PeanutButter_J10/27/2012 12:12It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/24/2007 17:32Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Spawn_Camper_J06/01/2005 11:13I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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