2009 Archive: The Windows 7 “Shake”

Why was the worker shaking his mouse? He wanted to “clear his desktop” but he just looked like he was having a very small panic attack.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind (or so I tell myself)....read more »

The final boss of office communication.I’m thinking of quitting m...read more »

Having two screens makes you look 50% more productive and 100% mo...read more »

Why is the watch glowing purple? It’s not tracking steps; it’s t...read more »

The dark liquid that keeps the corporate machine grinding.The off...read more »

We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty so...read more »

Why was the intern happy? He made a "Visual Legacy" of his 2025 ...read more »

The ultimate way to show your status without saying a word.I chan...read more »

Why did the manager bring a "GTA VI" disc to the 2026 planning m...read more »

Welcome to 2006 – the year the office became a dangerous place th...read more »

Why is there a "Boredom" character in the meeting? Because he’s ...read more »

Numbers, charts, and the sudden disappearance of free snacks.Our ...read more »

A blonde is at a job interview for a high-level executive positio...read more »

Welcome to 2020 – the year the office moved to the kitchen table ...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic02/14/2000 02:11This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Fresh_Prince_9011/18/2002 19:00In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Linux_Distro_Fan02/26/2007 15:27Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Wild_Thornberry09/25/2013 03:44Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Friday_Rebecca04/23/2004 15:10Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Guestbook_Signer07/01/2001 08:16Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Netscape_Now_B07/20/2015 00:02I clicked the button and it brought me here!