The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a loud thud.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
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