Why did the man name his ‘equipment’ Windows 95? Because it looks great in the brochures but takes forever to boot up in the bedroom.
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Password
"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »
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The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!