You can’t sneak up on anyone in 1995; the sound of your “swish-swish” suit gives you away three blocks early.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Still digging for more humor!
The best thing since version 1.0!
A wild laugh appeared!