Why were people arguing about Netscape? Because in 1996, your choice of browser was a more heated July 4th topic than your choice of mustard.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!