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2013 Classic: The Water

 I’m “streaming” music while I workout.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021)
In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »
124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011)
In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »
2025 Archive: The Save
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2025 Vintage: The Keyboard
 I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »
150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005)
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2025 Vintage: The Cherry
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130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016)
2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lemon
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51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »
2025 Classic: The Window
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104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024)
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177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Ghost04/29/2003 23:46Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl03/08/1998 11:27Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Antivirus_Pro11/25/2005 06:32No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/13/2006 03:29Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Rocket_Power_9904/26/2009 05:10We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Bill_Ted_Excell10/17/2002 09:25Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Brennan_Huff_X03/12/2000 11:40I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Old_School_Frank10/25/1995 04:29We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@YouTube_Beta_User04/17/2008 09:35I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Tablet_User_1005/14/2000 15:15Tapping my way to a good mood.

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