2020 Legacy: The Vitamin C

“I’m taking 5000mg of Vitamin C.” “Great, you’ll have the most expensive urine in the neighborhood.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

@Melrose_Place_Fan08/11/2014 01:53Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Unix_Wizard10/31/1998 22:59sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@BitTorrent_0105/21/2002 02:48Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F09/02/2000 09:19The future is laughing at us.

@Austin_Powers_Y06/23/2008 02:24Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Keyboard_Cat_P07/03/2009 10:45Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Flash_Game_Dev07/06/2015 03:02I should make a game about this joke.

@Newgrounds_User06/07/2009 00:13Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Forever_Alone_X06/16/2005 09:17At least I have my jokes to keep me company.