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1999 Classic: The VHS Rewind Ultimatum

The church library volunteer placing a large, red sticker on every video box threatening a two-dollar fine for any tape returned without being wound back to the beginning.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cast_Away_Wilson06/16/2012 17:08WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Fight_Club_Member04/01/2004 19:38I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu08/24/2009 23:26Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Believe_It_Or_N04/03/2013 00:09I choose to believe it’s funny.
@Tablet_User_1010/03/2005 11:04Tapping my way to a good mood.

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