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1995 Classic: The “Values” Debate

Why was 1995 so “Moral”? Because the President wanted to make sure everyone knew that “Family Values” included his family, your family, and the Addams Family.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@DialUp_Dreamer01/19/2006 07:05Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Zelda_Link08/19/1996 21:20It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Shrek_Ogrelord12/06/2012 10:21Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Binary_Boy10/25/1996 09:5401001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Winamp_Playlist04/04/2009 09:35Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Linkin_Park_Fan08/20/2006 21:24In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Dodgeball_Pat04/25/2004 15:40If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

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