“I got my second dose! I’m invincible!” “Great. You’re still responsible for taking out the trash, Superman. The 5G in your arm didn’t automate the chores.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
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The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
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The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Plug and Play laughter!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!