Why was it always in the news? Because in 1995, the “Tilt-rotor” technology was busy deciding whether it wanted to be a helicopter, a plane, or a very expensive lawn ornament.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Top tier web animation humor!