Why was the Navy sweating in 2017? Because it turns out that “Mastering the Oceans” is much harder when your multi-billion dollar destroyers can’t avoid a giant, slow-moving cargo ship full of Toyotas.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That was intense... and funny!
Professional humor for professional people.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Classic. Simply classic.