1997 Legacy: The USS Constellation (CV-64) Mid-Life Crisis

Why do we call it a “Service Life Extension”? Because “Old Boat with New Computers” didn’t sound good during the budget hearing.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »

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In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »

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@Full_House_Michelle07/09/1997 04:47You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Men_In_Black_K11/03/2010 05:34We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Motherboard_Max06/16/2000 11:46This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Nirvana_Teen11/24/2005 06:06Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@PeanutButter_J08/19/2015 02:16It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Salt_Bae_Original03/28/2015 11:43Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Fire_Background10/03/1996 21:57This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).