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2012 Legacy: The USB “Thunderbolt” Speed

 Why was the tech guy bragging? “10 Gbps! I can copy my soul in 5 seconds!”

Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Mask_Smokin03/02/1995 02:23P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@SimCity_Mayor05/16/2011 00:48Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Pirates_Jack_S03/20/1999 17:18But you have heard of this joke!
@C++_Dev_9803/18/2006 23:17I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Goonies_Never_D04/19/2009 03:40Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Ancient_Aliens_G10/03/1996 03:06I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost06/26/2007 10:22Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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