Why was the tech guy bragging? “10 Gbps! I can copy my soul in 5 seconds!”
Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)
The Spreadsheet Sorcerer
Excel is a powerful tool, provided you don’t break the formulas.I...read more »
The Paper Jam Prophet
The printer is the only device that can smell fear and deadlines....read more »
The Dual Monitor Flex
Having two screens makes you look 50% more productive and 100% mo...read more »
2025 Archive: The USB-C "Final Form"
Why is the tech guy crying? Because everything finally uses the ...read more »
The HR Manual
Reading the fine print of your employment contract.According to t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The MSN Messenger "Hologram"
Why was the intern confused? He saw a 3D "Nudge" and thought he ...read more »
We've been reading in the papers...
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty so...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Brat" Summer (Year 2)
Why is the office still neon green? Because the marketing team r...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Prompt
"Computer, tell me a joke about the future." — "You’re looking a...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
But you have heard of this joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!