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2003 Legacy: The USB 2.0 Flash Drive

 Why was 128MB the “Gold Standard”? Because you could fit your entire career on a stick the size of a pack of gum.

Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9901/21/2015 10:44Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Dial_Up_King05/22/2005 01:34Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Snake_Game_Pro07/29/2007 10:30I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Britney_Spears_Fan07/05/2014 22:18Oops, I laughed again!
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@Daria_Morg07/22/2013 17:22My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Mini_Me_Rocks12/23/2013 04:52... (Laughter in silence).
@Xanga_Skin_Maker07/05/1997 21:11This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Bebo_Lover_0511/06/2010 17:59Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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